Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.


apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

(via no-wifi)

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I loved you head over handles
like my first bicycle accident—
before the mouthful of gravel and blood,
I swore we were flying.

-Sierra DeMulder (via counting-airplanes)

(Source: oofpoetry, via safeslut)

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Oh god so close

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Si vive una volta sola ma si muore ogni volta che ci si arrende..

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*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

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